I’m not much of a DIY person per se, but t’other day, I found myself pottering about in the shed* looking for a bottle of meths**, when I came across an old t-shirt that I’d been using as a fuse for a Molotov cocktail***.
Well, it put me in a mind to set up a There is no Cavalry fashion label.
The idea was to take everyday warnings that you might find on clothing, food, medicines or cleaning products, and apply them to humans.
Recently purchased colour variants.
You might not wear one or two of them to meet the in-laws. But they might just be a conversation starter in Ibiza.
If anyone would like one, drop me a line, and I’ll get you one made up.
Having looked at a few t-shirt printing websites, we’re probably looking in the region of £15 plus postage for a good quality one.
SIZES: XS – XXXXL
Colours: Black, White, Navy Blue, Royal Blue, Red, Heather Grey, Sky Blue, Maroon, Yellow and Bottle Green.
Headlines are interchangeable on different coloured t-shirts. So if there’s a combo you want that isn’t here just let me know and I’ll do you your own version and email it to you for sign off before going to print.
Email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org if you’re interested.
As orders are coming in thick and fast I’ve added a Paypal button. But please DON’T pay anything until you’ve contacted me by email. Just so we can confirm sizes, colours, destination etc. This is also because I don’t know what the additional postage charge will be until I come to send them off to you.
*I don’t have a shed.
**I don’t drink meths.
***I don’t make Molotov cocktails. (Well, not anymore.)