Up the Republic!

"Stick another Rembrandt on the fire, Philios. Doesn't look like we're getting that Govt. heating grant."

You may, or may not be aware, that The Queen’s Deputy Treasurer wrote to the DCMS to see if the Queen was eligible for a slice of the £60m Community Energy Programme. (Normally reserved for schools, hospitals, councils and housing associations which benefit low-income families.)

The reason for this: A 50% increase in fuel bills to over £1m which was described as “untenable”. You’re right, it is. Get a job.

Oh sorry. There aren’t any.

Better still, abdicate and leave all your palaces, stately homes and treasures to the descendants of the people whose flesh, blood and bones they were built upon.

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