You are hereby served notice to surrender all nuclear weapons and ICBMs to the Republic of Daveland. You’re far too immature to play with them.
If you do not comply within the next 48 hours I… I mean, WE, will be forced to declare war upon the aforementioned territories.
We will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger… actually, I think that quote has been done.
We’ll knock your bloody heads together, you pair of clowns.
While 7 billion people are bricking themselves about an impending nuclear holocaust, you’re too busy comparing cock sizes.
And we all know who’d win that competition.